My children are ages 3 & 5, both with birthdays in October. I’m attempting to raise them to have proper speech, even though we live in redneckville Tennessee. 

I have taught them to say “bottom” instead of “butt” when referring to said body part. Sometimes it gets confusing to them…

Tonight at the end of singing “Row, Row, Row Your Boat” my younger child stopped me and said “Wait Momma! Don’t you mean ‘Life is BOTTOM dream’!” 

I almost wet my underpants. ;)